Tomorrow I embark on a grand adventure. Tomorrow I begin my journey into true womanhood. Tomorrow I do a thing I've been avoiding most of my adult and feminine life. Admittedly, I have had to transition into it slowly...and transition I have. This past year has seen me having my nails done, wearing hot pink in public, letting my friends do my hair, and being asked out for Valentine's Day (...twice!)--all very womanly things. So you see, it's time.
Tomorrow...I start reading Pride and Prejudice. Pretty soon I'll be nothing but giggly goodness and strategically timed elbow touches.
I do turn 26 in two weeks. Maybe I'll have a coming of age party. You know, present myself to society...my parents never got around to that when I was 13.
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you, my friend, are hilarious. i love you!
Welcome to womanhood. Congratulations!
I can't wait to attend your coming of age party!
Wow! That is a HUGE step in becoming a woman. Congratulations. Umm...have you ever watched the movies? If not, will you watch them with me? I have them on DVD and have been wanting to watch them again for months!
It is about time, you slacker!
i love your new blog title, laura. i think we should all follow suit, you know, put it all out there. it's refreshing!
OOOh! The giggly goodness and elbow touches sound scary! I think you should skip that part! Have a fabulous b-day!
Ugh. May you, unlike myself, be able to actually finish the book. It was either put it down or spend a lot of time gagging, so I chose to put it back on the shelf. Most people like it, though. I know one girl who reads it probably several times a year. May you enjoy it! You woman, you...
So what prompted this plunge into womanhood?
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